My arsenip's playing up something terrible today.
Why?
The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!
Why?
The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!
by doctor brownthumb January 30, 2010
Get the Arsenip mug.A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
Get the Arsepipe Tapioca mug.A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingual genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)
“I wonder what that guy's name.”
“That’s an Arseniy for sure!”
Most likely he will never show his feelings towards you so good luck with that :)
“That’s an Arseniy for sure!”
Most likely he will never show his feelings towards you so good luck with that :)
by TheCoolDog November 11, 2018
Get the Arseniy mug.The Russian Machine. The most badass caring guy you'll ever fucking meet. Super smart dude who will always be willing to put your own needs before his, as well as help you with your homework before his is done.
by fucker53493 October 22, 2018
Get the Arsenii mug.A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
Get the arsewipe mug.Arsenio is a sexy young man with a nice. Body. This man will kiss many girls in his life . He also has nice hair . He also likes to flirt a lot but still can be loyal if he chooses like it
by Unknown;) November 24, 2014
Get the Arsenio mug.1.Symbol As A highly poisonous metallic element having three allotropic forms, yellow, black, and gray, of which the brittle, crystalline gray is the most common. Arsenic and its compounds are used in insecticides, weed killers, solid-state doping agents, and various alloys. Atomic number 33; atomic weight 74.922; valence 3, 5. Gray arsenic melts at 817°C (at 28 atm pressure), sublimes at 613°C, and has a specific gravity of 5.73.
2. a being with the worst karma on earth. Is a gay magnet. Also known as homemaker.
2. a being with the worst karma on earth. Is a gay magnet. Also known as homemaker.
Oh you've chucked an arsenic haven't you.
by rinda the incarnation of evil April 10, 2003
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