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antepiphany 

A statement or question that is deceitfully meant to be seen as an epiphany when in reality it is not an epiphany. It is usually used to try and seem more intellectual or genius. ex: You look up a concept on the internet and later pretend that you just "figured it out" to your peers to appear as if you are smart.
“The class foolishly thought he was smart because of his antepiphany.”
antepiphany by Antepiphanous man February 22, 2023
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to suddenly remember something from your past, a memory or a conversation that was assumed it was erased from your mind completely. experiencing the memory with such vividness, you feel a soft feeling of wanting to go back, to experience the memory once more.
"suhh dude, this antenance is makin me thirsty for some Looney Toons"

to think, antenances would be the solution to alzheimer's, if only old people would suck it up lmao
antenance by epochalypse May 14, 2018
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The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.

That really beautiful girl in my class. She is nice, funny, smart, athletic, popular, and has an air of awesomeness around her. She is really modest and knows how to treat other friends well. She is really cool and is easy to befriend.

Someone you can lean on meaning a great friend, everyone knows her even though she might not know them, a hour glass figure with a nice ass; sexy, outgoing and loves to meet new people,

This is the type of girl that once she’s in your heart she’ll stay there for ever; she’s everything a guy could ever want/need. She fascinates you by her stunning looks and great personality, her voice creates a sense of happiness, every time you hear that voice it leaves you speechless, astounded and most of all so so happy. She has these most magnificent pair of brown eyes which gleam out and shine, making your heart warm and feeling very much in love. You’ll find yourself on your toes with this girl, she’s full of excitement and surprise, she’s a challenge but not a bad one. This girl is hard to come by, if you’ve got this girl you’re the luckiest guy in the world, as she’s truly perfect. Once in love with her consider yourself locked, her superlative qualities and personality will put you off all other girls for life, as there is no one else like antea.
Antea Once in love with her you're in love forever
Hottest chick in the world.
You think your as awesome as Antea? well you cant be because Antea is so amazingly awesome.
Antea by -boyinlove May 12, 2014

anteloping 

Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.

Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
anteloping by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010

Elin acted courageously 

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.
Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

anhedonia 

Noun. The inability to experience pleasure. adjective form: anhedonic.
I would commit suicide, but my anhedonia would prevent me from enjoying even *that*.
anhedonia by YourLordAndMaster December 23, 2003

antediluvian

before Noah's ark; the period before the flood; really really old
They argued that their equipment was antediluvian and needed replacement.