anonitis

The disease that is carried via anons in a chat. Touching or being touched by anon will almost certainly give you anonitis.

anon1: *touches you*
Person1: EWWW. I have anonitis! ='(
Person2: *runs from anon and Person1*
Person3: Anonitis? LANMAO.

anonitis by Leanne and Dan March 25, 2008

aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016

Assanitis 

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

Assanitis by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

Alkonitis 

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

Alkonitis by Halcona April 9, 2021

Avlonitis 

He's literally the hottest man you'll ever find in your entire life. That's literally it.

girl 1: Have you heard about the new kid?

girl 2: The Avlonitis guy?
girl 1: Yeah, he's so fucking hot, holy shit.

Avlonitis by KristopherHotMan March 14, 2022

antonioiscool_ 

gay, fruity, homosexual.

“antonioiscool_ posted again!” “thats gay”

antonioiscool_ by naibkissr July 17, 2022

antogitis 

a rare disease caused by scoliosis very common in young black females usually special need children

“I’m so sorry but the doc came back with the results you have antogitis

antogitis by drnickledropton September 25, 2023