agitatorruptus 

The act of opening and closing a washing machine while in mid cycle. Often done to see if the machine is working properly, if there is enough soap, or to try to discover when and to where those errant socks escape

While waiting for my clothes to dry at the laundramat I watched every other person using a washing machine there perform at least one act of agitatorruptus.

agitatorruptus by Gina Faulkner September 17, 2008

gentle agitation 

Gently giving yourself a tug before full blown capitulation.

Shannon was alone on Sunday night so he started giving himself a bit of gentle agitation.

gentle agitation by laserpride March 10, 2020

Agitator 

A person who shares a house, apartment, dorm, or room with others and is by nature opposed to domestic tranquility. He or she demonstrates a compulsive need to disturb the peace by pissing other people off. This is usually because he or she derives pleasure from sowing discord or just messing with someone's head. As a result, this kind of person will frequently target easily goaded individuals, and the pussy-bitch is its natural prey. This person is sometimes referred to as a dick or douche.

David: What was all that yelling about?
Aidan: Matt was bitching at me for not bolting the front door when it's dark out. I told him I would do it, but I also said that he was a pussy-bitch for wanting me to do it. The one lock works just as well.
David: Your a God damn agitator! If you were going to bolt the door why did you have to rile him up like that?
Aidan: I had to...I really enjoy pissing him off.
David: Fucking agitator...You're a bitch.
Aidan: Whore...

Agitator by DeCarr87 October 29, 2007

Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"

Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy

Police Agitator by ThomBom November 25, 2014

agitated ovaries 

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits

She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.

agitated ovaries by ellelo May 19, 2014

gravel-agitated 

Another term used to describe infantry.Widely used during world war 1 as based on the war film The Lost Batallion

Sgt.Random:If you hear something whisles from the notch,get on the ground.

the next day...

Pvt.Loco:sir,look,we've just lost 26 men from german artilery!
Sgt.Random:Those gravel-agitated bastards,I told them to get on the ground!

gravel-agitated by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

mechanically agitated 

Hit hard with a blunt object.

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.

mechanically agitated by Wolbaz October 4, 2016