affair excuses 

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London

Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses

affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017

affair with a spare 

This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.

Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!

affair with a spare by I, Wreckerrr June 13, 2021

affair child 

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.

Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!

affair child by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009

Affair Lite 

To have a relation with someone you love other than your spouse, or partner, without sexual contact.

PTP and i were in love but decided that would have an affair lite.

Affair Lite by North of Canal August 28, 2008

affair weather friend 

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.

i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..

affair weather friend by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Affair bait 

A woman who, whether intentionally or not, makes you consider cheating on your wife.

She is often your wife's younger, sexier sister or friend, that you flirt with because you really want to screw her brains out. However she could just be a random slut you encounter in a bar, shopping mall, or on the street. Affair bait typically does things that your wife doesn't, like give head and have anal sex.

My wife's friend just texted me, saying she's super horny, drunk, and lonely ... God she's total affair bait. Too bad I'm stuck at home watching 20/20 on television with my lame wife.

Affair bait by Alex Guy November 22, 2011

Affair baby 

Child from infidelity (bastard, illegitimate)

Katie and Alejandro cheated and now they have an affair baby named Enzo.

Affair baby by QuailRN August 7, 2023