Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Wave a Dead Chicken Over It

A term commonly used in technology meaning to do some useless, unhelpful thing in hopes it will solve a problem. For example, restarting your computer.

Intern: AGH! My computer froze!
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.

by Leah77777777777777777777 October 4, 2008

wave a wand

To solve a problem; or,

To find a solution to a difficult problem as if by magic.

All you need to do is to wave a wand and the disappeared hat will land on your head.

by Slyfas September 16, 2013

wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

by hidef March 29, 2004

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious

“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”

by Mike Whittaked August 8, 2021

sign a waver

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.

If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.

by QuacksO June 28, 2023