Skip to main content

September 5th 

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th
September 5th by AyeRbel October 16, 2020

September 5th 

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!
September 5th by Yesjkno April 19, 2020

September 5th 

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day
September 5th by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

September 5th 

Get $20 from your older sibling
It's September 5th give me my money!
September 5th by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 5th 

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby
September 5th by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

September 5th 

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing