This is
short for Hangover
poo. After an enjoyable night out and a lot of drinking, the morning after your
shit resembles something we'll all rather not talk about. So next time you wake up hungover at someone's house, don't say you're going for a massive steaming dump in their toilet but more politely say you're just nipping off for a HOP.
Man
1: God i'm so hungover.. Still haven'
t even had my HOP!
Man 2: Arhhh, i had my HOP this moring, we both know how bad they are.
Attractive Woman: What's a HOP? Please tell me! I feel left out..
Man
1 & 2: NOTHING!
Don'
t worry about it, it's just this thing we both had/need.
Attractive Woman: Oh you guys are so mysterious! I like that in a man...