Write a Paper 

Code word for masturbation for college students. Usually an excuse to stay in your room undisturbed for long periods of time.

I gotta go write a paper, see you in a couple hours.

Write a Paper by South Hall February 20, 2009

Write up 

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.

Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!

Write up by sextoaster December 17, 2004

Write down the brown 

on monday Mrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.

"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"

Write down the brown by karlSDT23 November 14, 2018

write a play about it 

Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.

If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.

Sort of means, "i could care less...!"

Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it

Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?

Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.

write a play about it by b3c November 18, 2005

write you up

What teachers Threaten/Promise to write a referral or something to the principle or something....It depends on what you did or how many times you got "written up" on how Threathening it is, But it's not very threatening in most situations

Teacher: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP

Person: ok

write you up by Rubik7 October 4, 2017

write raw 

To write from your gut, without a filter or apology. To write exactly what comes to mind without editing. To simply put it on the page.

Kurt Vonnegut embodied the phrase write raw. His words were as unfiltered as his Pall Mall's.

write raw by Rebecca Write April 2, 2014

write you off 

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.

They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.

write you off by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013