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exploded ham 

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
exploded ham by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

Exploded Jeans 

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.
Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
Exploded Jeans by Mista C November 8, 2021

ear exploder 9000 

A song that makes you deaf
Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

Master Exploder 

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.
Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

blood explode 

V. Usually as a result of an infection or disease (from aliens or zombies), when a persons blood becomes volatile and unstable until it violently erupts from the infecteds body.
"Those doctors couldn't help her. She got bit and they knew she would blood explode"
blood explode by Aaron-Core March 30, 2008

Load and Explode 

Jim - "I'm really horny, yet I have to take a HUGE shit!"
Donald - "Dude, Just load and explode."
Load and Explode by CODclutches April 29, 2011