doorsock 

signal that bathroom is occupied

Look at the doorsock, someone must be using the lavatory. Maybe it's Slutsky.

doorsock by dcsockman December 7, 2011

door mat 

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

door mat by ford408 May 25, 2009

doorsock 

Doorsocks are flexible, snakelike, round, tubes filled with water absorbent material that stops air flow. Typically these tubes are used under doors, window sills, and other openings to stop air drafts, absorb rain or other water leaks, and reduce heating and cooling costs in the home.

After placing a doorsock against the inside of my front door the uncomfortable chilly air drafts stopped and my heating bill was reduced by more than 10%.

doorsock by Doorsocks.com August 24, 2006

back door man

Often times referred to as anal sex, "back door man" also means to enter the vagina from the back side so you can pleasure her breasts and clitoris more freely with your hands.

doggie style - back door man

back door man by back door man September 3, 2013

Doops

Noun. Verb. Adjective.
1. A word used to expressed surprise

2. A word to use when you mess up doing something

3. A word which can be pretty much used for anything, and conjugated in many ways

Has too many meanings to name
Originated from the children's show "Berenstein Bears", when Papa Bear exclaimed "DOOPS!" while spelunking with Freddy, Sister, and Brother.

1. "What the doops!?"

2. "I can't find the keys. Doops! They're in my hand!"

3. "What the doopsing H is going on?"

Doops by stephster575 May 6, 2011

Front-door faggot 

Some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. Men like this can also be defined as "that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie."

Bob: Hey frank you know that new guy jim?
Frank: Yeah what about him?
Bob: He is a front-door faggot! I was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.

Front-door faggot by ncsteezy September 11, 2010

Locked Door 

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

Locked Door by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011