Can you hear me now? 

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

Can you hear me now? by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 4, 2009

bow chica bow now 

Used after a seemingly normal sentence that could be interpreted sexually.

Man: "I'm here to deliver your pizza"
Lady: "I didn't order sausage."
Bow chica bow now

bow chica bow now by M Zooks December 3, 2004

Now watch this drive 

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

Now watch this drive by uclafalcon June 19, 2004

Nowsk

one who kicks ass n gets a 6:27.6

Sal will never be able to Nowsk shit.

Nowsk by Polska Kilbasa? March 12, 2003

now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

now you've gone and spanked the monkey by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

simmadown now 

slang for simmer down now,also means calm down now

Barry!Simmadown now!

simmadown now by Matt February 10, 2003

MAD NOWZ 

To want something to happen "mad nowz" refers to wanting it to happen at the very instant. It is in essence the enhanced version of the lame word "now."

Yo Armninder, come over to Phil's house MAD NOWZ.

MAD NOWZ by Charmindy October 26, 2007