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home cookin' 

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..
now that was some good home cookin'
home cookin' by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004
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Home Fuck 

n. 21th century. Like calling some one a "pussy", means wuss.
GUY 1: Did you kick his ass Tom?

Guy 2: Fuck yea, He was a "Home fuck"!
Home Fuck by Thomas Meadow August 29, 2006

foster's home for imaginary friends 

A completely over-rated piece of bullshit that kids like to watch and spout about how much this cartoon makes them want to wet their pants in joy. The characters are repetitive and unlikable, the animation is in the 'HOLY GRAIL' flash, and it is repeated 20 times a day thanks to Cartoon Networks 'refreshing' schedule.

Stating your dislike for this show can often result in fantard overdrive. Also,mispronouncing the title Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' can also bring in mass fantard overdrive.

Mac: Hey Bloo, what are you doing?
Bloo: I'm going to do something to prove that yet again I'm an asshole but since I'm the star of the show, people will like me regardless.
Mac: Isn't that what you did LAST episode?
Bloo: Yes, but this is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and no one will notice if the plots are repeated! WE'RE ANIMATED IN FLASH!!

home star runner 

Too fucking cool - we here at www.babyfathead.com salute you, you asshole!
You smell of chickensoooooop
Home is a slang word for "sex".... This is something that should be taken very seriously understand people if you are 18 and under it is illegal and you have an extreme risk of getting pregant even if you use condoms or birth control pills yes use birth control helps ALOT but you still have small chance of getting her or getting yourself pregnat...... Now I've done something for every base this is what you get to after 1st 2nd and 3rd and now once you get here this is something very sensual or sexual whatever now sex...... Sex is what most people do cause they think it would be fun or if they want to have a child.... Now sex is something you can't do very well with clothes on and should be done on a bed or a floor not an elevator or a car or the middle of walmart (Trust me all these have happened) Now what your suppose to do is the guy will be on top and should have an erection (And if he doesnt im sorry but you don't turn him on ;) ) and he will move his penis into your vagina constantly until he let''s the semen out (cums) He put's his penis in your vagina and if your still a virgin (Meaning the woman) This will hurt at first cause the vaginal hole will have to expand to the size of the mans penis so it will the first time it may be pleasureable but please this is something to do when your married more in likly but i'm not going to stop you if you want to do when your younger but sex is extremely serious and I don't want people to get hurt cause having sex at a young age and getting pregnat is very serious and people have died from giving birth to a child and so please Be carefull when you have sex but than again have fun if you want more descriptive on this look and 2nd and 3rd my email is there ..... thank you...... AND BE CAREFULL PPPLLEEAASSEE
I went to home with my gf/bf last night.
home by kml April 16, 2007
Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
Hoed-in by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010