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Beetlejizz 

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Standing in front of a full body mirror while masturbating and cumming on the mirror so that it looks like you are cumming all over yourself. On your last 3 strokes, you should say 'Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!'

This is, of course, based on the popular Winona Ryder movie 'Beetlejuice'.
Josh was trying to pull off the Beetlejizz in his room but his mom walked in while he was saying 'Beetlejizz!' for the 3rd time and ended up cumming all over her.
Beetlejizz by jeffreybruce June 5, 2009
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beetledick • beetled • Beetledad • BeetleDragon • Dung Beetled • beetlejuice • beetle • beetlejuicing • Beetlebum • beeteedub

beetle-bonnet 

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also known as the beetle hood
i like to eat beetle hoods
beetle-bonnet by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005
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beetledick 

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Extremely small penis
Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.
beetledick by Laurie N May 9, 2008
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BeetleBoy

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The art of fucking up everything you do
Oh no he's gone and done a BeetleBoy
BeetleBoy by Jaxaarr April 1, 2009
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Dung Beetle 

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A wonderful insect which helps the world by rolling poop into delicate intricate balls. It is often farmed for clearing dung. Most people would die to adopt it. It's sooo cute!
Here, meet my pet which is a dung beetle.
She loves rolling your poop into ballssss.
Dung Beetle by DungoBeetle October 18, 2019
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Liberated Bush Beetle 

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1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.
I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.
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