Dirty turban 

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

Dirty turban by E-RIC June 4, 2018

Urban turban

Cool guy who makes fun of everything. He is sikh but he truly hates when people associate middle eastern appearance to terrorism. Better not mess up with this dude and you’ll always have fun when around him.

Urban turban is da shit!

Urban turban by Urban_turban127 October 22, 2018

wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.

If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.

wind turban by QuacksO December 7, 2020

Dick turban 

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

Dick turban by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Chrysler turban car 

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

Chrysler turban car by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Thizzlamic Turban

A Beanie

I wore a Thizzlamic Turban on me head!

Thizzlamic Turban by Thizzlam The true religion of February 3, 2024

Meat Turban 

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

Meat Turban by JustG3RM April 15, 2024