death to oatmeal 

A reference to the comic series "Calvin & Hobbes".
Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.

Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.

"death to oatmeal!!!!!"

death to oatmeal by ExoSceleton January 4, 2017

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

Bowl of Oatmeal by Bryan August 27, 2003

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

Oatmeal by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

oatmeal creme pie 

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

oatmeal creme pie by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Oatmeal Creme Pie 

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

Oatmeal Creme Pie by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by skies September 2, 2009

oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

oatmeal by Christhakilla January 3, 2008