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Poop Chute Misdirection 

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.
I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.
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To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.
Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
masticate by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008
This is a word used to express when a person is having a lot of fun( in a naughty way!)
A very naughty behaviour
Raj: What masti where you doing yesterday at Sabrina's house?
Hunk: No masti! We were just finishing out homework.
Masti by ClownOfRevolution April 13, 2019
To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)
It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)
Masticate by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004
a big hand in cards, usally the winner,
pimp had a masti dealt to him and didnt even bet.
masti by WILLARD DE November 23, 2007
A popular cosmetics line in asia,fit for asian womens skin.


most popular at thailand and philippines.
WOW! i love your mistine line.
Mistine by kitkat0 October 13, 2008
Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
masticate by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003