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Used to describe a drama queen with a flare for emo. Also used to describe a female of questionable genitalia that, upon contact, makes one feel uneasy and uncomfortable by constantly describing interactions with dildos and vibrators. A mistine also lacks any skills in leadership.
She/he completely ruined the social interactions and structure of our clan by being such a mistine, especially with that soggy dildo.
mistine by gulogulo October 19, 2007
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To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.
I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!
mistone by MeMa T. January 10, 2015
(verb): to engage in passionate kissing and groping; generally done in a club or bar. Usually involves aggressive tongue action.
Tom: Holy shit bro, I totally saw that asian girl and some dude McStine-ing last night on the dance floor.
McStine by H House January 18, 2012
arabic-french slang for poor/pitiable person
ohh la la miskine, regarde, elle sait pas
Miskine by liveglassesverb April 10, 2023
Mistina is a beautiful girl who is always funny. She is awesome at sports and always sticks up for herself, but she is sweet too and loves music more than anything. She is fun to hang out with and everybody wants to be her friend.
Mistina kicked butt at softball last night and did you hear her new song?
Mistina by Elizabella February 4, 2010

moistinestness 

SUPER moist and gushy in one word
Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.
moistinestness by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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