Kaleb

Kaleb is the type of kid who absolutely adores attention, and loves when people laugh at his jokes, but still a virgin. He usually spends his time in a house watching ironic tik toks or playing call of duty, but usually at school he has a couple of best friends to hang out with them and mess around. (P.S, might be a little racist from time to time)

Guy 1: Yo Kaleb, spare coochie?

Kaleb: nah fam, we only give little sisters in west Alabama

Kaleb by Name stalker March 1, 2019

kale daddy 

A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.

I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

kale daddy by Davlib July 4, 2016

Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy you wouldn’t want to lose. He is nice, smart, and also popular at the same time. He doesn’t care if anyone talks bad about him, he’s VERY quiet and cute. Get you a Kaleb!

Person 1: Omg have you met Kaleb?

Person 2: Yes!! He is so nice.
Person 3: Bitches back off I call dibs!

Kaleb by SnazzyBlueJeans March 5, 2019

kaleah

means beloved
pretty cool bro

random girl:hi
random girl 2: sup
random girl:my name is kaleah
random girl 2: that's so pretty! i'm gertrude

kaleah by urd@ddy May 29, 2019

Kaleb

They are a really good person keep them close

Oh your name is kaleb I can tell your a good person

Kaleb by Ayyyyboi November 3, 2019

Kaedehara Kazuha

The most perfect man in Genshin Impact. His design is so pretty and aesthetically pleasing, He's so poetic, to the point he could just pick the most perfect words to steal your heart, and he's so calm all the time.. He's just perfect. Plus, the additional fact of him being a samurai.. he will protect you with his heart.. Plus, he's so adorable to the point I wanna squish his cheeks.. And him playing on a leaf is so mesmerizing to hear to the point it could make me fall asleep if I wanted to. He's just perfect <33

Random Person '' Kaedehara Kazuha's so perfect in every way ''
Me '' Agreed, like I could talk about him for hours and hours of how perfect of a character he is ''

Kaedehara Kazuha by Enayu April 8, 2022

Kale

"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.

"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!

Kale by KKmeister April 9, 2010