arm kale 

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

arm kale by Reallygigi August 18, 2015

Christian Kale 

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

Christian Kale by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Dar'kale 

A hope-filled, truth seeking man that always is happy.

I am in love with Dar'kale!

Dar'kale by Tania April 17, 2017

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

baby kale by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Papa Kale 

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

Papa Kale by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

spencer kale rudin 

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

spencer kale rudin by anaKleenA June 11, 2018

Riley Kale 

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

Riley Kale by thegingercringer January 30, 2021