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Blooming onion 

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion
The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.
Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw
Blooning by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

Brazilian booping 

When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
Brazilian booping by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024

flowers are blooming in Antarctica 

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?

Flowers are blooming in Antarctica 

Left-Wing phrase created to promote awareness for climate change
Person 1: Do you believe in climate change?
Person 2: Flowers are blooming in Antarctica bud.