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Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009
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healthy pipeline 

A term used to describe excellent digestion and elimination when you don’t want to make it sound too personal or offensive.
Sounds like you’re the proud owner of a way healthy pipeline!

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.
Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobies69 February 12, 2014
She is the greatest girl ever. If you have a piper don’t let her go
Piper❤️
Piper by 13_nwr_13 April 14, 2019
An unassuming girl who spends most of her time trying to make others happy. She sees the good in everyone and gives more of herself to others than could ever be asked. She is extremely low-maintenance. All she ever wants in return for her kindness is some company, which she often finds it hard to ask for. She usually prefers quieter, more intimate social settings and has a tendency toward self-harm. She doesn't know how strong or beautiful she is and if she lets you in completely, make sure to tell her every day how much you appreciate her. You will never regret it.
"That girl just forded a river to save an abandoned puppy and nurse it back to health. She's such a Piper."
"That Piper over there surprised her best friend with breakfast in bed this morning. What a sweetheart..."
"That Piper girl is a real catch. I wish she knew how perfect she was. Then maybe she wouldn't be so hard on herself."
Piper by spokethetruth November 29, 2012

pipelayer 

One who is extremely talented in the sack. A primo compliment to any male who is either very well-endowed or not so much but knows how to make the juices flow. Pertaining to one who uses a nice cock very well.
Damn, you know my ex was such an asshole, but he was a hell of a pipelayer.
pipelayer by Austin_Diva July 7, 2008