stoned wombat 

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.

James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!

stoned wombat by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009

Stoned 

An exit from everyday living.

I was stoned the entire day and learned a lot about myself.

Stoned by kate11 February 28, 2009

sun stoned 

after laying out in the sun for so long everything starts to look different and you feel...stoned. Not actually stoned, just the feeling. Also that point in laying out in the sun where you become extremely unaware of what is going on around you and you pretty much don't care.

I was so sun stoned yesterday I didn't even notice the sharks!

sun stoned by lilalikessummer May 28, 2006

rolling stoned

The greatest drug-induced experiance I have ever tried. You feel as if no matter what happens everything will somehow work aut and you keep telling people that but no one understands. But you don't care, because your a rolling stone.

Last night I dropped two E-bombs aand smoked a dub with some bids... I was trippin balls. In a very good way. I was rolling stoned and I loved it.

rolling stoned by Being sober is for the weak April 12, 2007

stoned 

when one's smoked enouug marijuana so that he/she doesn't care what others are talking about. user is his own world where everything others talk seems funny.

"I was so fuckin stoned that i din't care what shit others were talkin"..

stoned by abackle November 15, 2006

Stoned 

The effect you get after smoking marijuana. When you are stoned , or high as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more marijuana you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the munchies.This is one of the reasons marijuana is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get paranoid while stoned, but some people don't though.

I want to get stoned.

Stoned by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy

Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?

love stoned by wesley dye October 12, 2007