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A Lacrosse burnout who listens to Sublime in a beat-up Chevy. A Maddox is a person who knows he’s not normal, but doesn’t give a shit. He loves the fact that people think he’s weird and absolutely leans into it. He hears what you say, but chooses to ignore it because it’s not worth his time. A Maddox is a good person to surround yourself with because he listens more than he talks.
Dude, that guys a total Maddox

I know man, he’s weird AF
Maddox by JonkSlayer August 7, 2025

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A website by a person who states his true feelings about society and opinions on his personal website, no matter what. He however does this in free time, and HAS been on national television twice. I commend him for questioning the fabric of society while staying awsome and raw.
Maddox Owns You. and the segway.
maddox.xmission.com by Muffin Man February 6, 2004

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A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.
Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.

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Kickass site owned by Maddox, who does not only state that most of the stuff on his site not be taken litteraly, but that he does it on his free time. He also has the guts to show his face (via Che' picture) and does he care? No. People that call him an asshat, Here is a little fact for you: No one cares. See Kickass Or L33t

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See Maddox to find out what his page is about. Or, just go to thebestpageintheuniverse.com or Maddox.xmission.com.
Maddox has the most kickass page in the Universe. Just check out his website. WARNING: If you are a major pussy and can't handle people making fun of things you like, don't go there and then send Maddox hatemail, because he doesn't give a shit about what you have to say.