Dick cheese 

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

Dick cheese by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick cheese 

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

Dick cheese by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Dick Cheese 

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

Dick Cheese by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Dick cheese 

magregor

"Magregor has dick cheese"

Dick cheese by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024

Dick Cheese 

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

Dick Cheese by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Dick Cheese 

A person who is a real big jerk.

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!

Dick Cheese by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025

National dick cheese day 

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

National dick cheese day by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019