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oriented strand board 

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses
that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow
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Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear

The ultimate rizzler, only to be rivaled by the Child Arrizler. A word used to describe someone who has stolen more than fifteen-sextillion virginities and has more than twenty-million boyfriends.
Ain't no way Marco thinks he's the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear. He's built like a toothpick.

When the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear entered the room, everyone ran away in fear of being rizzed up.

chocolate bear 

The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.

gummy bear 

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.
gummy bear by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019

Bear Trapped 

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
Bear Trapped by provparkside December 18, 2012

Is the Pope a Bear? 

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.
Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"
Is the Pope a Bear? by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009