Jack Rice 

when a girl does a line off your penis

Becky totally did a jack rice last night

Jack Rice by Bust Down March 28, 2015

brandon rice 

Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.

If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.

brandon rice by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017

bum rice 

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

bum rice by Ndddda November 11, 2017

B-rice Dick 

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

B-rice Dick by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

Siomai Rice 

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

Siomai Rice by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

Special brown rice 

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.

When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!

Special brown rice by enragedGTO April 7, 2015

rice paddy 

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

rice paddy by Jergen banker July 20, 2009