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Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head 

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.
"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby 

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.
Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome 

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...
A cool band from Atlanta that writes interesting and unique songs. I’m still trying to get “Body Heat” and “Green Ideas” out of my head. Also I think they’re from outer space.
Have you heard the new LOOKiT single? It’s weird and cool!
LOOKiT by oceanicfam October 27, 2019

lookie loo 

A term for someone who looks at something with no intention of buying it. Predominantly used for people who go to open houses when they have no intention of buying any real estate.
Like Peggy was doing on that episode of King of the Hill.
lookie loo by random_whore February 24, 2005