A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.

Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”

Soccer by father.oogway March 26, 2022

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The best sports in the world, not just for other countries, but in America too! So stop ripping on us 'cause we like football! I mean Americans can rip on people too you know? i LOVE soccer, I play in three leagues so don't go and say Americans hate soccer (football)

I personally don't get football its dumb and HELLO they use their hands! It also stops like evry five seconds for shit so it goes for 4-5 hours!

Soccer takes skill and endurance, I'd like to see a football player run 5 miles (8K) in one game! They MUST keep in shape, whereas football players can be fat as hell (take a look at the defensive line).

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Soccer by dogglefoxkvk July 4, 2009

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Though the worlds most popular sport, its fucking gay...Yeh it takes skill and you need shape but since im from canada theres no contact. I couldnt play a game with no contact and im not saying i like american football. Hockey and lacrosse, takes skill, you cant be fat, need to be in shape. But other sports(excluding soccer) doesnt take acting classes for getting tapped and going down like they got shot. TOUGHEN UP YOU FUCKING SOCCER PUSSIES

Lacrosse:fastest game on 2 feet
Soccer: ACTING

soccer by lipzororororo September 11, 2007

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