gooch grease 

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance

ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.

gooch grease by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005

Gooch Juice 

the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)

My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice

Gooch Juice by Ralfonzo May 15, 2009

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

gooch by matt b April 14, 2003

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

Goochaplegic by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

Goiche 

The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.

That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.

Goiche by Koogar July 4, 2009

Gooch Cape 

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

Gooch Cape by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019