unitary executive 

Person who controls every facet of government, society, and life-style of the subjects under his/her control. The unitary executive is above the law, and has the self-granted authority to invade any country s/he pleases, imprison any person s/he so desires without concern for habeas corpus, and literally rob the poor to give to the rich.

This is my third attempt to submit the definition of UNITARY EXECUTIVE to Urban Dictionary, as the first two attempts were cancelled BEFORE being seen by the editors. Probably because it was censored by the Unitary Executive himself, or his cronies.

unitary executive by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

Presidential Executive 

The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.

He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.

Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.

He is the Presidential Executive.

The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )

And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".

So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...

Presidential Executive by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017

The Executive

When a guy goes in for a first kiss and puts his dick in her hand instead. Public or Private.

You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.

I gave her The Executive last night... she loved it.

The Executive by MrExecutive September 28, 2010

chief executive 

The President of the U.S.A

The Chief Executive is the most important person in the U.S.A

chief executive by ThgamingX5 June 24, 2016

demolition executive 

Demolition Executives are people appearing to be executive leaders or appearing to have authority over sphere(s) of influence, that make critical (seemingly bumbling) mistakes at semi-strategic milestones in order to implode the area over which they hold dominion (Corporation, Organization, Political Position). Sometimes overtly self-destructive, but more often a subtle form of long-term corporate espionage where operations costs are driven up to offset profit and literally companies "Fall into their own footprint," becoming ripe for acquisition and mergers. Common tools in the arsenal of the Demo Exec are plausible deniability, projection, and self effacement. Common psychological responses to Demo Execs are Denial, and Stockholm Syndrome.

Dude, time to roll. They brought in a Demolition Executive.

demolition executive by Support Sherpa April 2, 2020

EW (Executive wank) 

Knocking one off at work on company time and hence being paid to do so.

Haven’t seen Ro at his desk for a while, he must have ducked off for an EW (Executive Wank) after we had that chat about boobs

EW (Executive wank) by Executive Shitter May 20, 2025

Signing an executive order

To shit your pants in public.

The President refused to take questions after signing an executive order in the Oval Office today. Observers described a wet sound and sudden stench before the President abruptly departed.

Signing an executive order by Pádraig February 2, 2026