Dirty brit

When you bang a british guy and shove a 12 incher in his bum causing massive rectal bleeding and prolapsed anus, then bathe in the bed of thine enemy.

Hey man, how’s Matt been?

Idk bro, he’s been in the hospital from that dirty brit.

Dirty brit by theedirtybrit May 6, 2019

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Sunbathing Brit

The oily, oozing result of improper pork sausage preparation prior to barbequeuing; simmilar in appearance to a British person attempting to get skin cancer

You call that dinner? It looks like a Sunbathing brit!

Sunbathing Brit by Hades January 3, 2003

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Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

Captain Brit of the 21st Century by definer of fools November 14, 2007

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once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

once you go brit you never quit by 76sixty March 3, 2008