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Republic of Vietnam

(VIETNAMESE HISTORY) artificial state created by the 1954 Geneva Agreement (to end the First Indochina War). Parties to the agreement were the People's Republic of China, the USSR, and France; the Vietnamese were stuck with an agreement that perpetuated colonial rule over the majority of their population.

ROVN expected to be a clone of Republic of Korea; however, in ROK, there were a lot of nationalist leaders with a broad popular following, whereas in South Vietnam there weren't; instead, Vietnamese loyalties lay with Vietnamese nation created in May 1945 (by the Viet Minh). This had little to do with Communism, and more to do with the fact that there was nothing Vietnamese about the ROVN. It was not a republic, because there was no legitimate system of choosing the ruler, and no accountability to the people. And it wasn't Vietnamese.

Political opponents of the regime were routinely executed.

Eventually, US withdrew its support because there was an irrepressible conflict between the "realists" in the Pentagon, who understood that the approach to the war had to address widespread peonage, and the neoconservatives, who were ideological fanatics. The ROVN instantly collapsed, because it had no base of support left in the Vietnamese population.
The "Republic of Vietnam" was a comic opera creation, with no legitimacy, no law, no legitimacy; no Vietnamese loved it, its army would not fight for it, its generals mainly sought power of money, and the US military was completely deceived by the whole imposture.

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
Good Morning Vietnam by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Mr Vietnam

The man who men (usually named Tom) fantasise about constantly
Tom:Wish i could have a bit of that mr vietnam ;)
Mr Vietnam by Franksy2 May 12, 2009

To Vietnam 

1. To finish something at all costs (esp. sacrificing sleep to finish a project)

2. To go all-out on something.

3. Having the work ethic of a Vietnamese immigrant
I need to Vietnam my English paper tonight because I have other papers due next week.

Let's Vietnam this construction job
To Vietnam by Pho99 July 29, 2017

32nd vietnam war 

a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake
I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake

The Disabled Vietnam Vet 

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.