Poking my scrotum 

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region

"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"

Poking my scrotum by Ainsley100 May 29, 2009

pooning 

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Poking the Beehive 

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

Poking the Beehive by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

local poking post 

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

local poking post by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

lemon-poking 

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

lemon-poking by Sokolov September 21, 2008

pookiness 

Someone who you love so much as a friend that there are no other words to describe this person. To just want to squeeze someone in a tight hug. Someone who is just so adorable is considered someone's pookiness.

"You're my little pookiness!"

pookiness by eshpinibopity October 12, 2006

pooding 

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

pooding by guppygould May 30, 2009