slapping the eggplant 

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

slapping the eggplant by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

the japanese eggplant 

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

the japanese eggplant by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

Romanian Eggplant 

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

Romanian Eggplant by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

Peach and Eggplant salad 

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

Peach and Eggplant salad by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

droopy eggplant 

A droopy man tit or boob
"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

droopy eggplant by 6redneckninja9 November 23, 2016

Orange I mean eggplant!!!! 

a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.

person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!

person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

everyone else: hysterical laughter

Orange I mean eggplant!!!! by ;adjflag/rihga'wih'IHIHGGH February 8, 2010

alabama Eggplant 

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

alabama Eggplant by powdriver August 21, 2009