Douche Canoe 

See "Donald Trump"

Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along

Douche Canoe by Mysticman57 March 6, 2017

douche canoe 

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.

Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?

douche canoe by Amroc January 16, 2008

douche canoe 

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

douche canoe by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

Douche Canoe 

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

Douche Canoe by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017

Douche Canoe 

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

Douche Canoe by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Douche Canoe 

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.

I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.

Douche Canoe by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021

Douche Canoe 

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

Douche Canoe by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022