Suicide 

Suicide is a very serious thing that a lot of people don’t take seriously. I have heard. Lots of people say that it is the selfish thing to do when you’re depressed but it’s not. The people who say this type of stuff are real jerks. If you feel alone your not their are a lot of people who will help if you are going through a hard time, take me for example just recently I have been dealing with suicidal thoughts but i did the right thing to do and called the suicide hotline to help and knew it was the right thing to do and I just want you to know depression doesn’t go away it stays with you for the rest of you life but their are people that can help you deal with this and make those thoughts gradually go away.And please if your are harming your self or having suicidal thoughts please reach out somebody and know your not alone

Eric:i feel like I want to kill my self

Bob: oh I didn’t know
Eric: it’s ok
Bob: it’s not I’m going to call someone to help you
Eric: I can’t afford that!
Bob: don’t worry about that I just want you to get better
Eric: ok
Suicide: the feeling of one wanting to end their own life

Suicide by Eric_smith24 February 21, 2024

suicide scare 

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic

Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”

suicide scare by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

Suicide Wages 

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

Suicide Wages by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024

Suicidebaiting 

A form of manipulation when someone uses the threat of suicide/saying they will commit suicide, but aren't entirely serious about it to another person/group.

My last relationship was just him Suicidebaiting, I didn't leave him for a whole year because he became life threatening whenever I even mentioned breaking up.

Suicidebaiting by mandarincup April 15, 2024

Suicidism 

A manipulation tactic by abusive girls to cause a heighten sense of anxiety and fear in the target. Usually by threatening to kill themselves. Leaving the target to be unsure of what the abuser is capable of, causing the target to give in to the demands.

Becka was upset that Adam wouldn’t take her back from their break-up, but suicidism got him to take her back.

Suicidism by DepriveDolphin April 18, 2024

Suicide Welt 

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

Suicide Welt by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Suicide Bomb 

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

Suicide Bomb by octacle August 21, 2024