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ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW 

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.
GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1
1. Verb, completely beaten or owned,usually seen with an exclamation of ZOMG!
Carl got zomg'd by Lucas
zomg'd by ZOMG'DER December 3, 2004

ZOMG OWNED! 

The best strategy game out there.

Ever.

Better than WoW!
EVER

Player: Dude, lets play some Warcraft!

Normal person: You mean World of warcraft? No!

Player: Lol, not WoW, Warcraft 3, the best game ever! ZOMG OWNED!

ZOMG OWNED! by Behindyou1o1 March 8, 2009
A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zomgwtfbbq

Used to express extreme and over exaggerated emotion; mostly for comic or ironic effect.
Zomgwtfbbq, that movie was so awesome!

Zomgwtfbbq, I told you not to sleep with my grandma!

I totally zomgwtfbbqed when I ate that burger.
zomgwtfbbq by McSpankenstein July 25, 2010

ZOMGBBQPIZZA 

A pizza often containing toppings such as ZOMG and BBQ and some times WTF.

Created by the weak scripters or Scr1pt0rz of habbo hotel the lamest game to hit the net with lame lvls reaching over nine thousand. The term was often blurted upon entering a hacked room.
1. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGBBQPIZZA, my r00m 1s h4x0rd !"
or more common
2. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGWTFBBQPIZZA, my r00mz is hax !"
ZOMGBBQPIZZA by lolololzolo April 3, 2008