Muff Mask

Similar to a teabag, it's when a girl opens up here vag and places it on somebody's face, specifically their mouth.

Chris got muff masked while he was sleeping last night.

Muff Mask by Muff Mask Man June 23, 2007

Muff Pipe 

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe

Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.

Muff Pipe by Take-One August 1, 2012

muff tease 

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.

Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!

muff tease by Cam69669 August 28, 2008

muff mule 

A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.

My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.

muff mule by Meat Meaters October 12, 2009

muff mist 

Like a fine fog when you walk into the real classy strip club.

I can't see charity doing her pole work through this muff mist.

muff mist by stalkmaster August 22, 2015

muff bench 

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

muff bench by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

muff ripper

A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.

I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.

muff ripper by Tarrif January 31, 2003