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Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo

I like that one meme where the old lady gets hit by a stop sign with this song covering it.
You should cover the song Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo over that video with the lady getting hit by a stop sign

Nekked License 

A document permitting someone to drive without clothes on.
"Hey wanna roll out to Taco Bell, naked?" "Not until we get our nekked licenses, let's be responsible here."
Nekked License by Julius W March 24, 2007

artistic license 

See poetic license.
artistic license by Kenthar April 1, 2004

boaters license 

a very large dick that floats like a bouy and you need a license for
Victoria do you have your boaters license? No? Then we will get you a sex change!
boaters license by Hoodz May 3, 2005

Autocorrect license 

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"

driver's license weight 

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.