National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day 

National give a girl a hoodie day is September 24th. So give a girl a hoodie so she's not gonna be forced to be a thot.

Guy :"It's National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day"
Girl: "omg I don't have to be a thotty thank you"

National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day by k.......----------- September 20, 2019

Hoosier Sebastianism 

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.

Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!

Hoosier Sebastianism by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

Depression Hoodie 

A close fitting sweatshirt with hood that one immerses themselves in to keep out the world during times of sadness.

He must have said something wrong Erin is totally in the Depression Hoodie stage.

Depression Hoodie by Imajica21 May 10, 2005

a boogie wit da hoodie 

A LORD and JESUS from the Bronx also known as dad.

Let me pray for a boogie wit da hoodie and see if i can have a cold one with the boya

a boogie wit da hoodie by Slipperyjanter June 19, 2017

Femboy hooters 

Best place in town if you want extra thick milkshakes

Person 1: I'm hungry, lets go for a bite
Person 2: where?
Person 3: Femboy hooters
Person 2: that's fucking gay
Person 1 & 3: fuck you

Femboy hooters by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

Speer Hoodie 

A meme from the Hearts of Iron 4 mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe in which Albert Speer is portrayed on a hoodie with the caption "Speer Hoodie" in impact font. Can also be called the dentist hoodie.

Look at that gamer wearing his speer hoodie. Boy do I want him to fuck me.

Speer Hoodie by b0tMAn August 7, 2021

hooptie 

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

hooptie by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003