blind homer
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
blind homer by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009
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Surf Homer
Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?
Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!
Me: You are such Surf Homers!
Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!
Me: You are such Surf Homers!
Surf Homer by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014
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Bunting A Homer
It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.
Bunting A Homer by James franchesco III October 23, 2011
Hoverer
1.n. A person (most always male) that creeps on unsuspecting victims, by closely following girls around in random parties and either not saying anything and breathing down their neck or do say something and it's really creepy.
***NOTE:A hoverer might also be defined if friends of the unsuspecting victims do feel the need to constantly check up on her, due to the creepiness that is the alleged 'hoverer'
***NOTE:A hoverer might also be defined if friends of the unsuspecting victims do feel the need to constantly check up on her, due to the creepiness that is the alleged 'hoverer'
Girl's Friend: OMG! No WAY! Is that Sam Karch creeping on Alex?!
Girl's Friend 2: Yea it IS!! He's such a hoverer!
Entire group of people at party: HOVERER!!!!
Sam: D'oh!!! Foiled again.
Girl's Friend 2: Yea it IS!! He's such a hoverer!
Entire group of people at party: HOVERER!!!!
Sam: D'oh!!! Foiled again.
Hoverer by Genie in a Bottle baby February 28, 2009
Homer Simpson
1. a cartoon character in "The Simpsons" that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron.
2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.
3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.
3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
"That four year old's driving!"
"But he just won the Daytona 500!"
"Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"
"But he just won the Daytona 500!"
"Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"
Homer Simpson by yun kim April 21, 2004
homer simpson
homer simpson by Anonymous April 10, 2003