Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

Gaylord by Mushyman February 27, 2020

Gaylord

Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.

Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?

Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings

Gaylord by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020

Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

Gaylord by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021

Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.

Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend

Gaylord by emus8654 March 11, 2021

Gaylord

A city in Michigan

How bro wanna go to Gaylord?

Gaylord by nauticalninja April 19, 2021

Gaylord Queerman 

A insult you use when someone try’na be gay on you. It is a level 9 burn which requires some burn cream to recover. Can be used to replace the insults: PooPoo Face, Gay Af, Gaylord Queerson, and Mega Fagot.

Person1- Ayo want to come over and smash?
Person2- Ew get yo retard ass “Gaylord Queerman” look’in face out of here!
Person1- No bro like the Nintendo video game.
Person2- Still no that game sucks ass!

Gaylord Queerman by Gaylord Queerman June 26, 2021

Gaylord Eggman 

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

Gaylord Eggman by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021