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Devil's Eggplant 

🍆... you know what it is
That is a mighty nice devil's eggplant you have there!

GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying

When the BIG 404 drops in front of the raccoon in the Error 404 page, which you record on youtube or stuff like that.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, you were late to work today, were you stuck in traffic?
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.

sloppy eggplant 

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah
damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.

Spicy Eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and fuck a bitch in the ass, adding oil as you go.
Bro I totally just did the spicy eggplant to your mom last night

spicy eggplant toy 

A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)
My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.
spicy eggplant toy by Benignjamin November 5, 2021

Rusty Eggplant 

a old mans (above age of 80) penis
That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.
Rusty Eggplant by MemeMaster64 September 28, 2018