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Mommy’s credit card 

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.
Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...

Black Man Credit Card 

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.
Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

Like a Credit Card 

Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
Like a Credit Card by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Michigan Credit Card 

A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.

Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w
scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"