Mariah Carey 

1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.

2. The definition of FAT

3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time

4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin

5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.

6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.

7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy

8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.

9. A Good Singer

Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.

Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.

Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho

Dude 2: Yea

Mariah Carey by Jason001 December 31, 2007

mariah carey 

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!

a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...

mariah carey by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008

Mariah Carey 

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).

"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey by mralwaysright October 19, 2008

Mariah Carey 

The Queen of Christmas and everything else

"Mariah Carey died for our sins and invented Christmas"

Mariah Carey by Ugh Jesus gross December 15, 2019

mariah carey 

a really talented singer who can sing like awesome within 9 octaves....but she sounds like a dolphin on the 3 highest octaves. i think she should be arrested for to much cleavage and singing so high she actaully broke my friends glasses at a concert.

wow....that dolphin totally just pulled off a mariah carey!

mariah carey by christina.... October 6, 2006

[Mariah Carey] 

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

[Mariah Carey] by dj mbm June 22, 2008

dirty carey 

Term used when you take a poop, stick a hotdog in your ass and then eat the hotdog.

Wow I could really go for a dirty Carey

dirty carey by Quackmaster4 April 6, 2020