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skankscuse 

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014
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Skanking 

Skanking is a dance that originated in Jamaica back in the 1960’s. People would usually skank to music genres like reggae and ska.
“He ended up hitting someone in the face while skanking to his new song.”

“The skanking man was stared at because people thought he was crazy.”
Skanking by Brevqvist February 26, 2023
a person who by definition is skanky ie: scummy and manky.. this could be by physical apperance and hygiene, or by the actions, by way of low morals
she will sleep with any man, she is a total skankous...

or

he hasnt washed himself in weeks, what a filthy skankous
skankous by piki January 5, 2010

Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan
You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

Latino Meat Shank 

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.
John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.
Latino Meat Shank by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.
There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!
Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009