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Orbiting 

When someone who won't speak to you otherwise still watches every snap on your story/ IG and/or likes your posts. Usually someone who has ghosted you, but not always. Basically they're lingering in your life despite refusing to be an active part in it in any other capacity.
This guy won't answer my texts but he keeps watching my snap story... he's totally orbiting me.
Orbiting by Smtx.mw October 3, 2018
A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.
Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.

Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
Orbiter by djsynq September 9, 2009

Beta Orbiter 

A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".

Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.
"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "
a person who lacks sophistication. Can also refer to a person who resides in the small village of Oribi, Pietermaritzburg which is largely inhabited by poorly educated or uneducated people.
John won't fit in there because he is an Oribite.

Only Oribites go to places like Shunters Pub.
oribite by @thatpmbguy September 19, 2020

Orbisculate

As a VERB: What it’s called when a citrus fruit squirts juice as you attempt to eat, slice, or peel it.

As a NOUN: The juice that squirts out of a citrus fruit when attempting to eat, slice, or peel it.
V: I love grapefruit, but I know as soon as I stick the spoon in, it will orbisculate into my eye.

N: Ouch! I was peeling an orange and got some orbisculate in my eye!

Brian Orbin 

That kid who became a meme from his shitty but yet funny YouTube videos and also rides a bike around Harveys Lake and is somehow obsessed with it
Yo man! Did you see Brian Orbin's new cringy YouTube video yet?
Brian Orbin by BisexualGuysAreHot August 12, 2018