persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

nookielear fallout 

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.

Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.

nookielear fallout by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Nookleptia 

The fear of your thoughts and ideas are being stolen.

Lin Chi: Our governments are being very nookleptia in our society.

O'ol Vhaa'ala: Yes very very true!

Nookleptia by Star Spire June 17, 2018

Nookazon 

The amazon for animal crossing crackheads.

Let’s go buy a villager in [Nookazon.)

Nookazon by crak head boi July 11, 2020

nookie 

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

nookie by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin 

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

nookie napkin by Tw33dy December 1, 2014