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drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.
drunken hobbit by P fresh November 21, 2005
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Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.
Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?
Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

Calvin and Hobbes 

the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.
i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.
Calvin and Hobbes by Antonia!!! February 7, 2009
From the Greek Work Hobbalobbagus. A dumb trick deeply resembling the Hobb Gobblin and a Hobbit. Hobblits usually crash frat parties by keeping their eye on the shones and cock blocking.
Damn that fat bitch in the green is hating on my splayfulness...what a hobblit
Hobblit by Dominicant April 26, 2008

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches
Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.
the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015
(Noun) A phrase emitted in a moment of pure sexual ecstasy.

The plural of hebbis can be either 'hebbises' or 'hebbi'
John: *busts a fat nut*
John: HEBBIS!
Hebbis by Onyxxed March 25, 2021